Chronicle Staff “ ...taking names”
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With hurricanes, flooding, tornados, mud slides, fires out of control, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance? //
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? //
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Q: Where can an man older than 60 find a young, attractive woman who’s interested in him? A: Try the bookstore, under fiction. //
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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. //
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. //
